1. barebackinq:

    burritobat:

    samshairisobviouslymagical:

    barebackinq:

    cumber-collectable:

    barebackinq:

    petal-winters:

    barebackinq:

    The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

    Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

    I’m a boy

    Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

    I’m gay

    jesus this post is one train wreck after another

    My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

    image

  2. tympanista:

    *comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

  3. harmonizingly:

    The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

  4. meowrailsprite:

    animatedcatastrophe:

    I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

    PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

    hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

  5. teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

    teamdickrats:

    stars-will-lead-the-way:

    incision:

    elizabethii:

    The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

    she’s so cute

    anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

    HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

  6. valarmorghilus:

    Aaron Paul and his love for the pizza delivery guys

  7. dampsandwich:

    pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate

  8. artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

    artichokehold:

    those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

  9. missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

    missingkitsune:

    "There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

  10. anus:

    MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

  11. letsgankit:

    If Tumblr was a sky, this is what it would look like.

    This one was worth it.

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